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Good day, dear reader!
Tired of a nightmare that is going on in the gaming industry? Or maybe, on the contrary, you think that Gamdev rolled into a rotten swamp? Be that as it may – sit down comfortably and get acquainted with the first (pilot) digest of the news industry news over the past week.

California authorities called for abandoning RTX 3090.

The authorities of California called on local residents to refuse purchases of video cards RTX 3090. According to them, such video cards consume too much electricity and contribute to environmental pollution.
“Well, guys, turn on your head!” – Tony thermond, state superintendent of public education motivates the Californians. “Why buy such powerful video cards, what can you play on them? It is much better to go outside and do something useful for our native state, and not sit at a computer for weeks, killing vision. At worst, you can play on consoles. Recently announced the new Switch, buy it! It consumes electricity much less, which means that much better!”

Employee Blizzard told who prompted her to tell about the nightmare in the company.

The Activision Blizzard employee, Loki Casino Review who wished to stay unknown, said that she was stunned by her Internet two.
“His nickname is Spil Phenser. I am infinitely grateful to him for support. We often talked on topics on the development of games, he showed himself a real professional. When I told him about the horrors that were going on in Blizzard, he was very indignant and began to insist that I immediately told reporters about everything. Thank you, dear Spil Phenser, you returned my faith in men “

Nintendo will ban on the Steam Deck user store.

The company published a communique, in which he claims literally the following:
“We are changing the license agreement. From now on, if the user of our ecosystem is convicted of using Steam Deck, we get the right to ban his account forever. We do not need fans playing two fronts. Part E-SHOP is part of Nintendo.”

Farming Simulator 22 will add elements of vegan culture.

The developers confirmed that a new content will be added to the announced farm simulator. The announcement was published on the Resetera website.
“It seems to me that time has come. We must fight cruelty and thoughtless consumption not only in life, but also in games. Milk cows = violence, and you can’t do anything about it. Therefore, in the upcoming game, we remove the possibility of milking cows. From now on they play the role of the same pets as cats or dogs. And for milk lovers, we provide a device for the production of soy milk. It will be added in one of the upcoming addons.”

The enthusiast conducted an independent investigation. The results are disappointing for Steam Deck fans.

The enthusiast from Italy under the nickname Marion published a post on Reddit, in which the Steam Deck console thoroughly dismantled. It turned out that many “whites” Steam Deck will only remain “Believ”
Marion and his comrade Luigin concluded that Steam Deck, under existing dimensions, will not be able to issue a performance announced by Valve. Also under a big question and the cooling system. “So that such a console does not warm up, it should have an advanced cooling system, which will make Steam Deck extremely heavy and inconvenient. And if Valve does not make an adequate cooling system, on this console it will be possible to fry eggs. Gabe Newell drove himself into a fork from Beliva, ”Marion summed up.

Sony buys a Parasight studio.

The company liked the “Creativity and Courage of the Developers”.
“In our time, there are very few people who cut the truth-uterus in a living way. Parasight developers relate to this minority, and we respect all minorities and must take into account their opinions. They are not afraid to point out those who really slow down the development industry, it pleases, ”said Herman Hulst, head of the PlayStation Studios.
Recall that not so long ago, Parasight CEO announced that Xbox Series S will become a “loop on the neck of this generation of consoles.

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